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hntrpyanfar passed on a challenge to list 10 things I like, starting with a letter of her choosing. She picked 'F'.

Since the very first thing that came to my mind was not very family-friendly, I shall endeavor to come up with not just one but two lists. Let's see how I do.

The list I'd choose if I were a nice, sweet, innocent girl:
1. Friends.
2. Family.
3. Fantasy fiction, the lighter the better.
4. Esther Friesner, author extraordinare. Only mostly an editor these days instead of writing her own stuff, darnitall.
5. Folk dancing. Laugh all you like.
6. Funny stories and jokes.
7. Falafel. Mmmmm, yummy.
8. Fluffy kittens! Okay, sort of a cheat since I like non-fluffy kittens too, but kittens must get worked into this somewhere. It's a rule.
9. Firefly. The TV series. I'm not into bugs.
10. Fantasia. I'd have liked to have included one of the Disney movies that I like better, but Fantasia is good and I could only come up with one other Disney movie that starts with F, The Fox and the Hound, which I don't particularly care for. Fantasia is at least in the Top Ten of my favorite Disney movies.

The real list:
1. Fucking. Just pure sex. Don't get me wrong, I like making love, but sometimes there's nothing like a good hard fuck.
2. Fire. Not in that "ooh, warm and cozy" way, but in that "heh heh heh, look at the pretty flame" way. I used to like to play with matches. But I did bother to learn how to do it safely first, thankyouverymuch.
3. Fuzzy navels. The drink, not the failure to shower.
4. Fingers. See #1 for context.
5. Floggers. Write your own description here.
6. Fellatio.
7. Fantastic orgasms. Also cheating, but tell me who doesn't love them? Plus, this is list #2, so I reserve the right to cheat a little.
8. Fairy tales, re-written. I love new takes on old stories.
9. Fighting over something pointless. I admit it, sometimes I don't care what the topic is, I just want a good argument.
10. Fucking with fundamentalists. Despite being the same word, it's not at all the same as #1, nor is it the same as #9. I love poking holes in their logic using the same tool they use (i.e., countering their Biblical quotes with opposing Biblical quotes). Don't get me wrong, I'm fine with others having whatever religion works for them-- right up until they try to shove it down my throat, too. Then they're fair game.
Bonus 11th item: Foursomes.