Really, this is all you need to know about me...

Shane, who has been my dear friend for over two decades, found himself in need of a costume piece that he couldn't find in stores. I was happy to provide some ideas.

Shane: Did you ever think [implying "when we were kids"] that we'd someday be painting shoes together?
Me: Well, I know myself, so it wouldn't have surprised me.

My skills in making wonderful, perfect things are subpar. My skills in hacking together a serviceable version of whatever you need are exceptional.